Caramba, Ich tanze Samba

My neighbors once kidnapped my dog and tried to eat it. I, however, being the paranoid 35-year-old man that I was, had already expected such villainous acts from my neighbors who had always seemed suspiciously friendly and as such hid a heatsensitive bomb in his fur and made him invincible to fire by feeding him exclusivley Jalapenos.

It all payed off when I got to watch my hated neighbors house burn down.